LION

(With apologies to Tony Wilson’s Elephant in the Room)

There’s an elephant in the room,

And an emu in the hall,

A wombat in the attic,

But that doesn’t worry us at all.

There’s a pelican in the parlour,

An echidna on the wall,

A goanna in the garden,

But that doesn’t worry us at all.

You know why we’re not worried,

Why we sleep so well at night?

Cos the lion in the laundry,

Will eat them in one BITE.